Here are some funny quotes for St. Patrick's Day:
- "May your St. Patrick's Day be beery, and oh so cheery"
- "It's no use boiling your cabbage twice"
- "St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day for people who love fun"
- "They're always after me lucky charms"
- "Get your Irish on"
I hope you find these quotes amusing! Let me know if you need anything else.