Here are some funny nurse quotes I found for you:
- "Don't mess with me, I get paid to stab people with sharp objects." – Unknown
- "Be nice to me…I may be your nurse someday and remember…catheters and needles come in sizes that I choose!" – Unknown
- "May your cup runneth over, unless it's that urine specimen cup you're trying to hand me." – Unknown
- "Laughter is not the best medicine…Propofol is!" – Unknown
I hope you find these quotes amusing. Let me know if you need anything else.
