Here are some funny quotes about women I found:
- "A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford
- "I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde." - Dolly Parton
- "I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
- "I don’t know why people think childbearing is so difficult. It’s like having a bowling ball shoved up your hoo-ha. Once it’s out, it’s out." - Kirstie Alley
I hope you find these quotes amusing! Let me know if there's anything else I can help you with.
