Here are some funny beach quotes I found for you:
- "A good beach day keeps the doctor away."
- "I can sea clearly now."
- "My sense of direction leads me one way: to the beach."
- "Life’s a beach, find your wave."
- "Talk to the sand."
- "Girls just wanna have sun."
- "Life is a beach. I’m just playing in the sand."
- "Beach is cheaper than therapy."
I hope you find these quotes amusing. Let me know if you need anything else.