Here are some funny Confucius quotes I found for you:
- "Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted."
- "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
- "Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails."
- "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
- "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
I hope you find these quotes amusing! Let me know if you need anything else..
