Here are some funny vine quotes I found for you:
- "Chris, is that a weed?"
- "Deez nuts, ha got em!"
- "Adam. Please get a waffle for me"
- "Two guys, chillin' in a hot tub, 5 feet apart..."
- "What's better than this? Guys being dudes."
- "Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?"
- "So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties."
- "Wait, oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman." "HaaaAHH"
- "I smell like beef."
- "You better stop."
- "Come get y’all juice."
- "So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"
- "I wanna be a cowboy, baby."
- "Why you always lying?"
- "I Don’t Have Enough Money For Chicken Nuggets."
- "Chipotle Is My Life."
- "Look at all those chickens, they make me miss my friends!"
I hope that helps! Let me know if you need anything else.