Here are some funny parenting quotes I found:

- "I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a mom." - Unknown
- "I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for children." - Unknown
- "I love being a parent. It's the kids that drive me crazy." - Unknown
- "Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken." - Unknown
- "I thought I was patient until I became a parent." - Unknown

I hope you find these quotes amusing!