Old Gregg is a character from the British comedy television series "The Mighty Boosh". Here are some of his famous quotes:

- “It’s attached to your rod, mother licker!”
- “You’re like a breadstick, ya got no rhythm!”
- “We could do some watercolors together, you and I.”
- “Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?”
- “Maybe I should ask you the same question—what you doing in my waters?”
- “I like you. What do you think of me?”
- “Do you like Old Gregg’s place? I’ve got all things that are good.”
- “You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?”
- “Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach.”
- “I know what you’re thinking, ‘Here comes Old Gregg, he’s a scaly man-fish.’ You don’t know ...”

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