Here are some funny Harry Potter quotes I found for you:

- "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." - Albus Dumbledore
- "Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself." - Albus Dumbledore
- "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" - Albus Dumbledore
- "You're a wizard, Harry!" - Rubeus Hagrid
- "I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed — or worse, expelled." - Hermione Granger
- "But I am the Chosen One. Okay... kidding." - Harry Potter
- "Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know." - Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody

I hope that helps! Let me know if you need anything else.