Here are some funny gay quotes I found:
- "Gay men don’t have much in common with lesbians." - Douglas Murray
- "I’m sorry I’m not gay or Jewish, so I don’t have a special interest group of journalists that support me." - Vincent Gallo
- "My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor." - Elayne Boosler
I hope you find these quotes amusing. Let me know if you need more information.