Here are some funny letter board quotes I found for you:

- "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
- "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
- "I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."
- "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
- "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
- "I don't always have a witty comeback. But when I do, I forget it."
- "I don't always take a selfie, but when I do, I make sure my hair looks good first."
- "I don't always wear a mask, but when I do, it's to hide my double chin."
- "I don't have ducks. Or a row. I have squirrels and they're at a rave."
- "I don't need an inspirational quote. What I need is coffee."

Do any of these quotes interest you?