Here are some quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:
- "You surprised? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now." - Eddie
- "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" - Clark
- "I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery." - Ellen
- "We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas." - Clark
- "I don't want to spend the holidays dead." - Aunt Bethany
- "Merry Christmas. Shitter was full." - Cousin Eddie
I hope that helps!
