Dwight Schrute is a character from the TV show "The Office" and is known for his quirky and memorable quotes. Some of his famous quotes include:
- "Ah, humor. I have it too."
- "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
- "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
- "I am faster than 80% of all snakes."
- "I declare bankruptcy!"
- "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year."
- "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
- "I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years. And we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like... Mozart's friend. No. I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like... Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You're gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy."
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