Here are some stupid funny quotes I found for you:
- "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
- "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing
- "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life." - Unknown
- "I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown
You can find more quotes at [Goodreads](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/stupidity) and [Cool Funny Quotes](https://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/category/stupid-funny-quotes/).
