Here are some quotes for Instagram captions that you might like:
- "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
- "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
- "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
- "I don't always take selfies, but when I do, I make sure my hair looks good."
I hope these help! Let me know if you need anything else.