Prison Mike is a character played by Michael Scott in the American television series "The Office". He is a parody of the stereotypical prison inmate. Here are some of his quotes:
- "I'm Prison Mike! You know why they call me Prison Mike?"
- "I stole, and I robbed, and I kidnapped the President's son, and held him for ransom."
- "Look, prison stinks, is what I'm saying. It's not like you can go home, and recharge your batteries, and come back in the morning ready to be all badass again."
- "The worst thing about prison was the... was the Dementors."
- "The worst thing about prison? Was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!"
- "And I never got caught, neither."
- "Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair."
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