Here are some funny Harry Potter quotes I found for you:
- “Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?” - Professor Snape
- “We’ve been hearing explosions out of their room for ages, but we never thought they were actually making things.” - Ron Weasley
- “Have a biscuit, Potter.” - Neville Longbottom
- “You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts . . . but you cannot deny he’s got style . . .” - Phineas Nigellus Black
- “Lockhart’ll sign anything if it stands still long enough.” - Fred Weasley
I hope you find these quotes amusing! Let me know if there's anything else I can help you with.