Here are some funny travel quotes I found for you:

- "Jet lag is for amateurs." - Dick Clark
- "I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list." - Susan Sontag
- "I travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape me." - Anonymous
- "I travel a lot; I hate having my life disrupted by routine." - Caskie Stinnett
- "I’m in love with cities I’ve never been to and people I’ve never met." - John Green
- "I’m not lost. I’m just exploring." - Jana Stanfield
- "I’m in a complicated relationship with my suitcase." - Anonymous
- "I haven’t been everywhere yet, but it’s on my list." - Anonymous
- "Jet lag is a state of mind." - Anonymous

I hope you find these quotes amusing! Let me know if you need anything else.