Here are some funny Sunday quotes I found for you:

- "Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
- "Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week." - Joseph Addison
- "Sunday is a day of rest. Rest of the laundry, rest of the housework, and rest of all the other things I put off on Saturday." - Unknown
- "Sunday is a day to clear the mind of all that has transpired the week before." - Byron Pulsifer
- "Sunday is a day to refuel your soul and be grateful for your blessings. Take a deep breath and relax. Enjoy your family, your friends, and a cup of coffee." - Unknown

I hope you find these quotes amusing! Let me know if you need anything else.