Here are some funny running quotes that I found:
- "A good run is like a cup of coffee. I’m much nicer after I’ve had one." – Unknown
- "Long distance running is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical." – Rich Hall
- "If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway." – Don Kardong
- "The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." – Erma Bombeck
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