Here are some funny sarcastic quotes I found for you:
- "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
- "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing
- "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life." - Unknown
- "I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?" - Unknown
- "I'm not shy. I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown
I hope you find these quotes amusing! Let me know if there's anything else I can help you with.
