Here are some funny quotes with pictures that I found:

- "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right."
- "I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy-saving mode."
- "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
- "I'm not always right, but when I am, it's usually all the time."
- "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
- "I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I am right."
- "I'm not short. I'm concentrated awesome."
- "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right."

I hope you find these quotes funny! Let me know if you need more.