Here are some funny Easter quotes I found for you:

- "How old is too old to participate in the egg hunt? Asking for a friend."
- "Easter is the only time of the year when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket."
- "Tell the chocolate bunny I'll pass. I have enough men in my life who are hollow and disappointing."
- "The Easter bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig."
- “I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don’t even try to tell me different.”

I hope you find these quotes funny! Let me know if you need anything else.