Here are some funny quotes about husbands that I found:
- "In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, he wears. I shop, he pays!"
- "Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is."
- "My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!"
- "Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature."
- "A jealous husband does not doubt his wife, but himself."
- "A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”."
I hope you find these quotes funny! Let me know if you need anything else.
