Here are some funny gym quotes I found for you:

- "I have a love-hate relationship with the gym. Right now, we’re at a hate-hate relationship."
- "I workout because I know I would have been the first to die in the Hunger Games."
- "I don’t always lift weights, but when I do, I make sure everyone knows about it."
- "If you don’t like going to the gym, remember that it’s better than being overweight and miserable."

I hope you find these quotes amusing. Let me know if there is anything else I can help you with.