Here are some funny fishing quotes I found for you:

- "A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work." - Unknown
- "There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." - Steven Wright
- "Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught." - Unknown
- "Fish come in three sizes: small, medium and the one that got away!" - Unknown
- "Dear Lord, give me the serenity to accept the size of fish I catch, the courage not to lie about it and the wisdom to know that none of my fishing buddies would believe me anyway!" - Unknown

I hope you find these quotes amusing. Let me know if you need anything else.