Here are some funny cat quotes I found for you:

- "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
- "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
- "I used to love dogs until I discovered cats." - Nafisa Joseph
- "Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one." - Unknown
- "I have a cat named after me. He has a lot of attitude." - Jennifer Love Hewitt
- "Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." - James Herriot

I hope you find these quotes amusing! Let me know if you need anything else.