Here are some funny boyfriend quotes I found for you:

- "A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."
- "I promise, I’ll never ever ask you to give me money."
- "As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy."
- "I vow to love all of you."
- "You must be a keyboard because you are just my type."

I hope these quotes make you smile! Let me know if there's anything else I can help you with.