Here are some funny and memorable quotes from Andy Bernard in The Office:
- “Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they’re unfair.”
- “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.”
- “I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs.”
- “Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault.”
- “I’m not Rumpelstiltskin Jim. I can’t keep spinning gold out of your shit!”
- "Beer me that disc."
- "I'll be the number-two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake."
