Here are some of the best quotes from the movie Airplane!:

- "Surely you can't be serious?" "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." - Dr. Rumack and Ted Striker
- "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." - Steve McCroskey
- "I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film." - Dr. Rumack
- "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" - Captain Oveur
- "What's our vector Victor?" - Roger Murdock
- "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you." - Dr. Rumack

I hope that helps! Let me know if there is anything else I can help you with.