Here are some short funny quotes about life that I found:

- "Life is like homemade ice cream: sweet and seasonal."
- "Pets: the family members you get to choose."
- "There's no need to turn on the heat at the family reunion; the room will be full of hot air."
- "Whatever you do in life, do it with enthusiasm."
- "That's a life lesson I could have done without."
- "There is no dress rehearsal for life."

I hope you find these quotes amusing. Let me know if you need anything else.