Here are some funny quotes that I found for you:

- "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing
- "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
- "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
- "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

I hope you find these quotes funny! 😂