Here are some quotes from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy':

- "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
- "Ford... you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
- "A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value."
- "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
- "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
- "Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does."
- "In the beginning the Universe was created."

I hope these quotes are helpful. Let me know if you need anything else.