Here are some funny workout quotes I found for you:

- "I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happier with buns of cinnamon." - Ellen DeGeneres
- "I have a love-hate relationship with burpees. I love to hate them." - Unknown
- "I'm not sweating, I'm sparkling." - Unknown
- "I wear black to the gym because it's like a funeral for my fat." - Unknown

I hope you find these quotes funny and motivating! Let me know if you need anything else.