Here are some funny spring quotes I found for you:

- "Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'" - Robin Williams
- "Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush." - Doug Larson
- "Spring is the time of plans and projects." - Leo Tolstoy
- "I love spring anywhere, but if I could choose I would always greet it in a garden." - Ruth Stout
- "Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade." - Charles Dickens

I hope you find these quotes amusing. Let me know if there's anything else I can help you with.