Here are some funny single quotes I found for you:
- "I'm not single. I'm just in a long-term relationship with freedom." - Unknown
- "I'm not single. I'm just romantically challenged." - Unknown
- "I'm not single. I'm just in a committed relationship with myself." - Unknown
- "Being single is like being a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once." - Unknown
- "I'm not single. I'm just in a relationship with my freedom." - Unknown
I hope you find these quotes amusing! Let me know if there's anything else I can help you with.