Here are some funny motivational quotes for work that I found:

- "I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." — Bill Gates
- "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing—that's why we recommend it daily." — Zig Ziglar
- "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." — Robert Frost
- "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." — Lily Tomlin

I hope these quotes make your day more enjoyable! Let me know if you need anything else.