Here are some funny meme quotes I found for you:

- "Some people make me want to roll my eyes and say whateverrrrrrrr!"
- "Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female."
- "Whaaaaat?!"
- "I’m a huge fan of saying #you’re welcome” really loud when people don’t day thank you."
- "I may have freaked out and landed flat on my arse, but you my eight-legged friend, are now dead!"

I hope you find these quotes funny! Let me know if there's anything else I can help you with.