Here are some funny couple quotes I found for you:

- "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it." - Elizabeth Evans
- "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." - Scott Adams
- "I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake." - Unknown
- "I love you even when I'm really, really hungry." - Unknown
- "I love you more than pizza. And that's saying a lot." - Unknown

I hope these quotes make you smile! 😊