Here are some of the funniest movie quotes ever written according to **Buzzfeed** :

- "That still only counts as one!" —John Rhys-Davies as Gimli in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
- "Surely, you can’t be serious." - "I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley." from Airplane (1980)
- "He can't see without his glasses!" from My Girl (1991)
- "I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." from Waking Life (2001)
- "You sit on a throne of lies." from Elf (2003)

You can find more funny movie quotes on **Parade** and **Reader's Digest** websites.

I hope this helps!