Here are some famous funny quotes that I found:
- "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott
- "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
- "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing
- "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
- "I have a photographic memory. But some times I run out of film." - Unknown
You can find more funny quotes at [quotery.com](https://www.quotery.com/collections/top-funny-quotes-all-time), [theawesomedaily.com](https://theawesomedaily.com/funny-quotes-from-famous-people-in-history/), [keepinspiring.me](https://www.keepinspiring.me/funny-quotes/), [rd.com](https://www.rd.com/list/funniest-quotes-all-time/) and [parade.com](https://parade.com/940913/parade/funny-quotes/).
