Here are some cute and funny quotes that I found:

- "I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
- "I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Chandler Bing
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
- "I'm not shy. I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you." - Unknown
- "I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them." - Unknown

I hope these quotes make you smile! 😊