Chandler Bing is a fictional character from the sitcom Friends, known for his sarcastic humor and witty remarks. Here are some of his quotes:

- “I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.”
- “It’s always better to lie than to have a complicated discussion.”
- “Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
- “I say more dumb things before 9 A.M. than most people say all day.”
- “No. Interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.”
- “You have to stop the q-tip when there’s resistance!”

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