Here are some of the best Ron Swanson quotes I found:
- “I regret nothing. The end.”
- “Turkey can never beat cow.”
- “You had me at ‘Meat Tornado.’”
- “There is only one bad word: taxes.”
- “Friends: one to three is sufficient.”
- “If it doesn’t have meat, it’s a snack.”
- “OK, everyone: shut up!”
- “I’m not interested in caring about people.”
- “I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.”
- “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
I hope you find these quotes entertaining!
