Here are some quotes by Andy Dwyer from the TV show Parks and Recreation:

- “I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I do it really, really well.”
- “My whole life is a giant mess and I love it.”
- “Anything is a toy if you play with it.”
- “I’m allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis I barf.”
- “Windows are the eyes to the house.”
- “Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”

I hope that helps!